God, you're brilliant! Joey: The guy still won't put out, huh? (Sits her up) Sure you can! Rachel: And ya know what, now I've got closure. The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. 418 - The One With Rachel`s New Dress 419 - The One With All The Haste 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses 421 - The One With The Invitation 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 423 - The One With Ross`s Wedding Part I and II. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea. Phoebe: You're right, you're right. (she Looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone) Hello, excuse me. Ross: No, no it's not interesting. [Scene: The museum planetarium. [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. Ross: Cat. See Phoebe, Phoebe. Closure. Phoebe: And we did. "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" TABLE DRAFT 12/22/95 Rachel Jennifer Aniston Monica Courteney Cox Phoebe Lisa Kudrow Joey Matt LeBlanc Chandler Matthew Perry Ross David Schwinuner Dr. Burke SETS INT. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. May 9, 2019 - Friends 2.15 "The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know" - Rachel and Ross Rachel: I dunno. Joey: I can't find the remote. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: David Schwimmer as Ross Geller, Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images Monica becomes infatuated with a friend of her parents when she caters a party for him. Michael: No! MONICA: I've been great, just great. (Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. They're still watching TV. 9.Bölüm The One with Phoebe's ... 15.Bölüm The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know . Okay so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me? RACHEL: Oh. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. JOEY: No, inside good, outside bad. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting. Ross and Rachel attempt to have their first real date, but Rachel finds intimacy with a long-time Joey buys a big screen TV and two leather recliners with his newfound money and he and Chandler become almost literally glued to the television. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. JOEY: [sits down] Ohh yeah, that's the stuff. [Ross enters] (on the phone) I'll call you back. 26:00. I didn’t even know you got married. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. She doesn’t need to be. Just waiting for the beep. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] (Rachel slams the door and locks it. Rachel, overwhelmed by Ross' gesture, kisses him. JOEY: Alright, no peeking. Here. Then they roll across the fur rug.] "Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. . Excuse me, hel—woo (she almost falls out of her chair) Ross and Joey are cleaning the table while Judy and Phoebe talk by the window. Chandler: All right, Okay, all right. Rachel: I didn't know then. MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. I'll see ya later. Monica and Chandler are jogging. MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party. That. RACHEL: Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass. But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm goin' home. Phoebe stands in front of the TV.] I was told she was. Okay, Michael, let's talk about you. ALL: Woah! OH. Joey: Pheebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him. Julie, right. Okay, I need to lie down. Monica: C'mon give me five more. Ross: You-you just said that you did! Rachel: Oh, right, clink. Friends. Oh, Ross, another contraction! [You can hear the entire scene below by clicking here.] PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! Monica is there.] RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. DR. BURKE: Monica? Rachel: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (S02E15) is the fifteenth episode of season two of "Fr... More The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know (S02E15) is the fifteenth episode of season two of "Friends" released on Thu Feb 08, 1996. PHOEBE: I can be a waitress. Waiter: So, would you like any dessert? (they hug) Chandler: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. Ross is fixing a display, Rachel is waiting patiently.] FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Jennifer Aniston as Rachel Green, David Schwimmer as Ross Geller Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images JOEY: I know. BOTH: [both extend the footrests] Aaahhhh. In this episode, Ross and Rachel attempt to take their relationship to the next level. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something. Rachel: Are you over me? Rachel, overwhelmed by Ross' gesture, kisses him. DR. BURKE: Hi Phoebe, nice to meet you. A woman literally passed through me. PHOEBE: You know you should go outside and be with the three-dimensional people. CHANDLER, JOEY, and PHOEBE: Hey. TABLE DRAFT/ DECEMBER 22, 1995. The Ross and Rachel ‘were they on a break’ fiasco is still all consuming. RACHEL: When I was um, 7, I crashed my bike right out in front of his house and to stop me from crying he kissed me right here. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] With a man. RACHEL: I'm sorry. 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. ALL: Hey. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. DR. BURKE: Oh, OK, yeah. RACHEL: Hi you. ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . END, The One Where Rachel and Ross... You Know Script, The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Script, The One With Barry and Mindy’s Wedding Script. Come here. JOEY: Whichever one you want, man. PHOEBE: It's James Bond. MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment. MONICA: Dr. Burke? Pizza's on the way. Joey and Chandler enter with Chandler covering his eyes and Joey leading him.] That is Ursa Major. OK, thanks. Let her. PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up. With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. I said, "Excellent butt, great rack." . All: Hey. You OK?' It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. Rachel's date, Chip, seemed to have stood her up, so Ross donned his father's tuxedo to take her to the prom, though Chip showed up at the last minute without Rachel knowing what Ross did. [Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered] Rachel: Yes! OH. . I do it too. Okay. FRIENDS -- "The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know" Episode 15 -- Pictured: Courteney Cox Arquette as Monica Geller, Tom Selleck as Dr. Richard Burke Get premium, high resolution news photos at Getty Images "Friends" The One Where Ross and Rachel... You Know (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Ross: I didn't get a cat. Ha! Ross: Hey, I've been doin' it since the ninth grade, I've gotten pretty damn good at it. Ross, however, worries about taking advantage of her vulnerable emotional state. I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner. The biggest mistakes you never noticed in Friends (1994) in The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know. [they move from out of in front of the TV] Joey and Chandler refuse to move when they get a new TV and two armchairs. . Why don't we just do it another night? Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. RACHEL: I know. Rachel: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me? Ross: Chandler. I mean, I'm officially offended but, sweet. Took him to a romantic restaurant, ordered champagne, nice. ROSS: Hey. Monica: Well no, but um. RACHEL: Monica. Rachel: Cats, how long do they live figuring you don't... y'know, throw 'em under a bus or something? [Rachel and Ross enter] RACHEL: Hi you guys. They never would have survived in the wild. Rachel do you, I mean, were you, uh. ROSS: No, no, we won't. OH. Rachel: Good. She sits down, visibly upset. HALLWAY INT. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. Phoebe: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. Ross: When, when were you... under me? Transcribed by Eric B Aasen [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.] RACHEL: Hi you guys. Chandler: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, woah, hey, woah. ROSS: That was 14 hours ago. Ross: Good. (leaves) Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight? Joey: Let me get this straight. RACHEL: Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert. Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look. [They kiss and start undressing. We’re talking Ross and Rachel in the planetarium, Monica meeting Richard for the first time in years, and Joey and Chandler’s new … You could tell. ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles. MONICA: Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she? [Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. This auction is for (1) Script of FRIENDS "The One Where Ross and . RACHEL: Yeah well, you know what, so is uh, Sorentino's. MONICA: Not never. I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? Is there something. [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is closing up and Ross comes in.] (dials) (to Michael) Machine. I mean, like, he's a grown up. The Stinger has them refuse to get up even as the fire alarm starts going off. This ship has sailed. It's before work, it's after work, it's during work. Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend? ROSS: [spreads the pelt on the floor] OK, now, sit. Ross: Julie. ROSS: Nuh, uh, the moment's gone. JOEY: Wow, look at that. Ross: Fine. Why didn't I think of that? Chandler: Okay, let's do it. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. Rachel: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. We only hung out every night. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. [Since they're alone they start kissing and Ross's hands work their way down until they're on Rachel's butt. Chandler: So, you feel like goin' for a run? . ”The One Where Old Yeller Dies” (season 2) - Ross and Rachel say “I love you” for the first time. Monica: Please. . Joey gives his roommate Chandler a big surprise. RACHEL: Monica. Monica and Dr. Burke are in the kitchen.] DR. BURKE: Only because my parents wanted me to be, I wanted to be a sherrif. The One Where Joey Moves Out Monica has a catering job for an ophthalmologist and a friend of her parents, the attractive Dr. Richard Burke ( Tom Selleck ), and later they go on a date. CHANDLER: [reaches for the footrest lever] Do we dare? I'll come get you in 5 minutes with some sort of um, kabob emergency. . . Monica: All right. You have a date? What? Phoebe: look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up? MONICA: Really Phoebs? [Rachel and Ross go out in the hall] From Phoebe's out-of-control wedding to the one that taught you what to do if a Victoria's Secret model offers you gum by Champ Clark | Monday, July 23, 2018 Up … DR. BURKE: Drops! Rachel: Hi. DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby. Rachel: Oh yeah, c'mon, I'm movin' on. CHANDLER: Alright, alright, but you better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. Chandler and Joey are sitting in their recliners watching TV. What makes you think we're gonna break up? RACHEL: What is this? MONICA: You're an opthamologist. RACHEL: Hi. ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles. RACHEL: I know, I just didn't want to wear my glasses on my first date. Chandler is ordering a pizza.] Do you mind if I check my messages? CHANDLER: [sits down] Ohh yes. Rachel: I know, I lied! CHANDLER: So how'd it go? Zilch, nothin', uh-uh. OH. RACHEL: Hey you. . Here, they're free. (Rachel walks in her room. Rachel You Know" This is a great hilarious show with Ross, Rachel, Monica, Pheobe, Chandler and Joey. Phoebe: No, whad'ya mean? One of the most emotional moments on the show is when Rachel gets off the … (Rachel is standing at the side of the bed.) Monica: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. MONICA: Sorry we're late. As the rest of the gang fawn over the new furniture, Rachel and Ross are smitten in their new relationship, which was rekindled in the previous episode. . ROSS: Rach. I just want to get over him. RACHEL: OK, that's dead right? Guy: All right, fine. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] Rachel: I don’t know, I don’t know, weren’t you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight. Who with? . Oh, it’s beautiful. ROSS: Hey. ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping. Chandler: And we're changing. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. Ross and Rachel are returning from a movie.] Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? RACHEL: What's this. Ross and Rachel go on their first date. [Scene: The Hallway, Chandler comes out wearing spandex, jogging in place. Rachel: Thank you. Just for a little while. Rachel: Huh. MONICA: Alright, I'll tell you what. Ju... Julie, Julie. Rachel: (distracted) How long do cats live? RACHEL: Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them. Ross: Okay. I gotta go, I gotta date. I guess 21 years is a lot. 26:26. Monica: Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. (Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.) Doc, Doctor Burke? [They start kissing.] Joey: And what did he say? Friends. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? Our first date. (belligerently) What're they called, what're they called, what're they called? ROSS: Come on, tell me. CHANDLER: Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin. I mean, it's you, ya know, it's us. ROSS: Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight. Monica: Well, you know. THE ONE WHERE ROSS AND RACHEL.YOU KNOW. MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa. 517 Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss; 518 Rachel Smokes; 519 Ross Can't Flirt; 520 The Ride Along; 521 The Ball; 522 Joey's Big Break; 523 In Vegas; SEASON 6. Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. What? The episode focuses on the main characters watching Monica (Courteney Cox) and Rachel (Jennifer Aniston) getting ready for their high school prom in the titular video. ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh. Jack and Chandler are sitting on the couch while Monica sits on the coffee table.] Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel? And how was the date? Rachel: Hey Pheebs, how'd it go with Scott last night? Michael: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. Michael: Um, maybe 15, 16 years. She's got me doing butt clenches at my desk. RACHEL: Honey, I'm just checking. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know? ROSS: Sorry. RACHEL: Monica. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. . Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Racquetball in 15 minutes. I … Rachel: Oh, Look at me, Look at me. CHANDLER: She's one of us now. Rachel: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up. What? gay. I—just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. Watch this. DR. BURKE: Yeah, since the divorce, when anybody asks me how I am, it's always with a sympathetic head tilt. . Friends Season 5 Episode 11 The One With All The Resolutions. Rachel: Right, you, you only had a year. . Rachel You Know" This is a great hilarious show with Ross, Rachel, Monica, Pheobe, Chandler and Joey. [Chandler starts to sit in one of the chairs] Not that one. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you. The two of them decide to put the recliners and TV to good use right away. ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS) Monica: There’s nothing to tell! (climbs off his back) (She opens the door and they kiss.) PHOEBE: We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs. . Ross: Rach, I got a message from you. This is revealed in Friends: The One in Massapequa (2002). JOEY: She laughed at you? Ross: There was never a good time. [knock at the door] . RACHEL: C'mon touch it. What are we doing? . Ross: Oh. 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go 220 - The One Where Old Yeller Dies 221 - The One With The Two Bullies 222 - The One With The Two Parties Chandler: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. Ya wanna work out? [Scene: Museum of Natural History. Joey: So, so how did it happen? Rachel: Hello, excuse me. Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you. 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